this is just plain wrong

Sure, we all like to drink beer, but as the years creep up on us, we find that paunchy beer belly getting bigger and bigger, so how can you lose dangerous belly fat fast? Find out here > Lose that Ugly Beer Belly Fat Fast

Stainless Steel Pots perfect for beer making.

So now when it’s party time, you’ll know how to roll out the Firkin Barrel!

Notice the FSC Label

Fire safety cigarettes are coming and may already be on your store shelves. It’s just one more way for the government to step in to interfere in our lives in a futile attempt to protect a small percentage of lazy, stupid people from burning themselves alive and the new FSC brand of cigarettes suck, literally!

What started in New York in 2004 and has now spread to at least 21 other states through advocates who have bypassed getting fire safe cigarette legislation passed through Congress, instead going directly to the states using the Coalition for Fire Safe Cigarettes. Now we can all drink heavily and pass out in bed with a lit cigarette and feel safe.

As on man interviewed said “People that smoke in bed should have been cleansed from the gene pool anyway, now we’ll have to put up with them”.  According to the CDC smoking will kill you too, but in today’s bright & cheery economy, I think many people smoke to cope with their newly discovered sub-standard life style in an attempt at a slow suicide to avoid having to work until they’re 90.

So what sucks about FSC cigarettes? YOU! You literally have to suck you ass off to get  a decent drag from the cigarette. Nobody told me about the FSC changeover, but already I was noticing something odd about my cigarettes. They tasted a bit different, probably due to the extra strips of (chemically treated?) paper added to extinguish the fire. So, unless you just hotbox a smoke, any time you take a break to talk or perhaps breathe, the cig immediately starts to go out, so when you take another drag, you have to huff & puff to get it started again. By the time I finished several smokes, my cheeks were getting sore from all the sucking. It’s enough to make you quit smoking altogether….which is perhaps their REAL goal.

I can think of better things for the state governments to interfere in;  how about cell phone usage in cars? I’m sure that kills many more people than dying in a house fire because of a lit cigarette. How about FSC candles and gas stoves that go out before your Spaghetti-O’s are warm? How about making dud bullets to give you a second chance when trying to commit suicide or shooting your neighbor? (BTW, I’m just joking about the last suggestion – suicide sucks)

What can you do about this sneaky new law? Click here to sign a petition to get it repealed, but be sure to leave a comment on your feelings about fire safety cigarettes.

Tiki Bar Plans

Summer is a great time to build a outdoor tiki bar.
This site appears to have a complete plan for building tiki bars and complete tiki hut style roofs. While we’re not sure how the thatch holds up in a srtong wind or for snow prone areas of the country, we’ll let you decide for yourself of a tiki bar is right for your area.

Version 3 of the  CHBD (Custom Home Bar Designer) Resizing Web Tool has been released.
So far we have three plans added to the CHBD. The demo has also been upgraded with the sample workbench project. Version 3 improvements include:

1. Full compatibility with MSIE ver 6+ AND Mozilla Firefox. That will make MAC users happy!
2. Improved user interface.
3. Many added admin side functions.
4. Provisions for multi-section modules.
5. Better user management
6. Sheet area calculation.
7. Scrap calculation.
8. Improved printing.
9. Several other minor bug fixes.

We are now focusing on building our database with many more projects.
Version 3.1 will bring more surprises. But we’ll hold off on releasing any info at this time.
If you’ve tried the new CHBD 3.0, tell us what you’d like to see in the future versions and we’ll do our best to work them in. Thanks & Have Fun!